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Lots of “new realizations” suddenly underway. Who knew Egypt was blockading Gaza? Did you? I sure didn’t! And who knew the ayatollahs were incompetent tyrants whose sole achievement in 46 years was the oppression of their own people? Wild, mind-blowing stuff. Look, dear Westerners, I say this with love, whether you’re kooky Tucker or that pro-Hitler guy or, um, whoever this lady is. Take the time to learn about a place *before* investing your whole personality in it. If you do those things in the wrong order, you’re going to have some embarrassing “realization” moments.
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Another imperial dispatch just in. South African Candice King will have you know that she and her comrades are the real Arabs, unlike those awful Egyptians. Bow and scrape!