Jeff Timmer

@jefftimmer · Twitter · 2026-09-04 19:48 UTC

War with those bastard Canadians, foretold in the 1999 Southpark: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut movie. How can we stop this war? Well, we know what Canadian figure skater Brian Boitano would do. He'd make a plan, then see it through. Let's start by introducing Trump and Lemmiwinks.