Jesse Singal
Nonononono he had a massive win: Various secretaries got desperate calls from, like, Lesotho and Cambodia. There are rumors one of the penguins from the penguin island even somehow acquired a cell phone and figured out how to call Bessent. Only a Big Strong Leader could do this.
Bharat Ramamurti
I hope the press covers this accurately. Trump previewed a bizarre tariff strategy that froze business investment for the first few months of the year. He then announced an even more unhinged tariff plan that tanked global markets. Then he caved without gaining the US anything.