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@robertlasagna1 · Twitter ·

The reason the zoomers and alphas aren't socialising, having sex, drinking, making friends, learning anything, do any hobbies that aren't on the 'puter, MIGHT have something to do with the fact that they have lived their whole lives in a late stalinist paranoia and they've learned in their bones that every social interaction is a Mexican standoff where you have to tease out how likely the other person/people are to report you to the secret police if you make any kind of misstep in a humiliating perverse and byzantine social culture, that is everchanging and change day by day, and will gladly destroy your life to get upvotes and reddit karma. AND it applies to everyone, it's not even a sides thing, the true believers in global 80's nostalgia Obama have to play the exact same game with each other as they play with you, the rebellious outsider. And they've never known a world outside this, so they don't even know they are playing it. They think that's just what life is