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waysidescribble

@waysidescribble · Twitter · 2026-08-01 10:07 UTC

waysidescribble

@waysidescribble · Twitter · 2026-07-30 11:02 UTC

– I was attacked by a shark! – How terrible. But why are you telling me?

A cartoon of a man in the water with a shark bite on his side, shouting "I WAS ATTACKED BY A SHARK!" near a circling fin. A person standing safely on a diving board replies: "HOW TERRIBLE. BUT WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME?".