Yael Levin 🇺🇸🇮🇱🗽
American college students, about to come home for summer: “Hey mom & dad: thanks for spending a fortune on my useless degree! I just spent the last few weeks being a HamasNazi and harassing Jewish students and preventing them from going to classes. Also, I just converted to Islam. Before I come home for summer break, make sure all meat is Halal, and (if female), that I have plenty of Hijabs and modest clothes. I expect mom to start dressing appropriately and modestly as well. Oh, make sure to remove all alcohol from the house. Thanks in advance, your loving son/daughter. Protons: oh, I’m not allowed to use those anymore. Bummer.”